E-mail from Seth and Jessica SO TRUE


If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 38 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might live in Wisconsin.
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> If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each year because Rice Lake is the coldest spot in the nation, you might live in Wisconsin.
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> If you have ever refused to buy something because it's "too pricey," you might live in Wisconsin .
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> If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Wisconsin ..
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> If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the year, you might live in Wisconsin .
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> If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there, you might live in Wisconsin .
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> If you may not have actually eaten it, but you have heard of Head Cheese, you might live in Wisconsin .
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> If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live in Wisconsin .
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> If you have either a pet or a child named "Brett," you might live in Wisconsin .
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> If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in Wisconsin .
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> If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Wisconsin ..
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> If you know how to say Oconomowoc, Viroqua, Waukesha , Waunakee, Stoughton , Menomonie & Manitowoc, you might live in Wisconsin .
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> If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy, you might live in Wisconsin ..
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> If every time you see moonlight on a lake, you think of a dancing bear, and you sing gently, "From the land of sky-blue waters,"....you might live in Wisconsin ...
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YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE WISCONSINITE WHEN:
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> 1. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.
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> 2. "Vacation" means going up north past Hwy 8 for the weekend.
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> 3. You measure distance in hours.
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> 4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
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> 5. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again.
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> 6. Your whole family wears Packer Green to church on Sunday.
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> 7. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.
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> 8. You see people wearing camouflage at social events
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> (including weddings and funerals).
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> 9. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
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> 10. You think of the major food groups as beer, more beer, fish and venison.
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> 11. You carry jumper cables in your car and your wife or girlfriend knows how to use them.
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> 12. There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at Mill's Fleet Farm at any given time.
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> 13. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
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> 14. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
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> 15. You refer to the Packers as "we."
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> 16. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction.
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> 17. You can identify a southern or eastern accent.
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> 18. You have no problem pronouncing Lac Du Flambeau.
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> 19. You consider Minneapolis exotic.
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> 20. You know how to polka.
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> 21. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your blue spruce.
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> 22. You were unaware that there is a legal drinking age.
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> 23. Down South to you means Illinois .
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> 24. A brat is something you eat.
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> 25. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole shed.
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> 26. You go out to a fish fry every Friday night.
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> 27.. Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.
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> 28. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
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> 29. You find minus twenty degrees "a little chilly."
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> 30. You actually understand these jokes,
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